The prize for the worst floor laying was won this year by this wonderful example of comtemporary bollocks.

The judges were impressed by the utter lack of care in alignment of the floor and the brazen ignorence of those that approved it.

"When we saw the space, we were blown away", the judges commented. They went on to say: "The use of 70's beige and styling and the use of clashing and inappropriate shapes in ceiling made our noses bleed within seconds."