The physics world is in deep reflection today following the new astounding revolations in photonics.

The man in question has been training for over 24 years to perform the feet that was thought impossible. "I just got  lucky", he reported. "I threw my hand out there, snapped my fingers closed, and there it was."

Confirmation of this amazing event was provided by this photograph taken by his wife. She said "It was wierd seeing him standing there like that. I mean, he hadn't even shaved or anything. There he was, standing by the washing like, holding this light. Well I mean, I had to take a snap on my phone didn't I?"

The proof has been examined and accepted by mainstream physics who are now very busy applying for new funding.