The quintet of orange clad prisoners were seen descending a large purpose built grubby skyscraper.
"They certainly looked like prisoners." A passer by confirmed " or they could be ghost busters or something."
Gangs of people who look like criminals are being reported more and more as the rich - poor divide grows ever greater. A poor person commented "well good for them. I hope they're getting minimum wage." A rich person was also contacted but was busy arranging children to do the job cheeper.
We tried to contact George Formby but he was unavailable for comment.