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Guantánamo Bay Prisoners Clean Windows

Guantánamo Bay Prisoners Spotted Cleaning Windows

The quintet of orange clad prisoners were seen descending a large purpose built grubby skyscraper.

"They certainly looked like prisoners." A passer by confirmed " or they could be ghost busters or something."

Gangs of people who look like criminals are being reported more and more as the rich - poor divide grows ever greater. A poor person commented "well good for them. I hope they're getting minimum wage." A rich person was also contacted but was busy arranging children to do the job cheeper.

We tried to contact George Formby but he was unavailable for comment.